"Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."

"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent."

"I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone."

"For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me."

"He is not of us who is not affectionate to the little ones, and does not respect the old; and he is not of us, who does not order which is lawful, and prohibits that which is unlawful."

"The process of creating new, democratic organs of government power is beginning, and, as never before, the greatest responsibility rests with the broadcast media."

"Most people are good. They may not be saints, but they are good."

"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ``dahling'' thing got started?"

"The best way to get approval is not to need it."

"KORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures."

"At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self."

"As many arrows, loosed several ways, come to one mark... so may a thousand actions, once afoot, end in one purpose."