"there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"I want freedom for the full expression of my personality."

"The greatest things in the world are those that neither men nor children can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there."

"Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it."

"I know that my Redeemer liveth."

"Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced."

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing."