"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous."

"Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every day."

"From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."

"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity."

"Only those who have learned the power of sincere and selfless contribution experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment."

"If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative."