"Everyone is wise until he speaks."

"A turkey never voted for an early Christmas."

"Good luck beats early rising."

"A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing."

"May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."

"Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper."

"Expect the worst and you won't be disappointed."

"Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps."

"Things somehow seem more real and vivid when one can apply somebody else's ready-made phrase about them."

"Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."

"Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown."

"A Children鈥檚 Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation."